English isn’t my first language, so bear with me here. This television program is what Clyde would call ‘rubbish’ (am I spelling that right?). It’s just a group of crazy people spouting off opinions that nobody actually believes, and yet people still watch it and that confuses me greatly.
I didn’t take this too seriously at first, but then one night I watched it drunk and everything made sense. So now I just watch it drunk and it adds up. When you’re sober, it’s not as fun because you realize how hard it is to believe everything.
Ells and Clyde would also like to add that they find a few of the people on the show hilarious and enjoy watching them say increasingly insane things. (Corey, who’s been busy this week and as such wasn’t able to be in the image, supplements this with the fact that she finds the factual history bits very interesting, but mentally checks out the second somebody suggests aliens did it because she hates when people underestimate human ingenuity.)